Perempuan chantek VS Perempuan xchantek

VS

Ni aku nk balas balik post datin tasha kite pasal laki ensem vs laki xensem.Ape die igt laki je blh kene bnda cmtu?hahaha..jom2 baca pasal pmpn cntik vs pmpn xcntik......enjoy

pmpn cntik bile pakai baju mahal2
laki akan cakap, wah...tu mst beli kt butik mana la agknye tu..mmg seswai ngn orgnye

tp bile pmpn xcntik pakai bju mahal2
laki akan ckp, eleh, nmpk je mahal, entah2 baju uptown je kot..

pmpn cntik kalau pakai lawa2
laki akan ckp, pmpn ni mmg pndai menggayakan diri die.

tp pmpn xcntik kalau pakai lawa2
laki akan ckp, eleh, kalau xcntik tu pakai la lawa mana pun, sama gk.. (~_^)

pmpn cntik kalau marah2
laki akan ckp, nasib bek awek td cntik, kalo x da kene da ngn aku td (ckp je knon brani..hihi)

tp kalau pmpn xcntik marah2
laki akan ckp, da la xcntik, bruk prangai lak tu..ape pye manusia la..

pmpn cnntik kalau bwk mto tgh panas
laki akan ckp, siannye awak ni, meh sy tumpangkan nk??

tp kl pmpn xcntik bwk moto tgh panas
laki akan ckp, eh, xde ckp2 pn..die wat xtau je..hihihi

pmpn cntik kalau g blind date jmpa laki
laki akan ckp, almk..knp la masa terlalu mencemburui kite kan..

tp kalo pmpn xcantik g blind date jmpa laki
laki akan ckp, "alamk, saya xblh lama ni".pastu bg alasan

pmpn cntik kalau beli barang
kalo tokei tu laki, die akan ckp, "u pye pasal saya bg diskaun 30%.."

tp kl pmpn xcntik beli barang
tokei akan ckp, "xde diskaun la..sy pn amik untung sikit je"..

pmpn cntik kalau nek kete buruk..
laki akan ckp, fuh, awek ni mmg xmemilih tol.kagum tul.(nmpk xmaterialistik sgt)

tp kalau pmpn xcantik nek kete buruk..
laki xckp pe2...tgk je, pastu blah..


tapi malangnye jd pmpn cantik kalau.......

-dalam LRT asyik ade laki yang rapat mcm nk wat sesuatu...

-kalau pagi mana, terasa cm ade org ikut je dari blkg..

-asyik ade org kacau, knon nk bkenalan..rimas2

-xleh jalan sorg2, takut jadi ape2

-asyik2 nk kene control cun, kl x, nt org duk mengata.

-org asyik dok tengok dari atas sampai ke bawah byk kali..

-kebarangkalian utk jd mangsa gangguan sexual adalah tgi..takut2




huhuhu...pmpn cantik salah..xcantik pn salah...hahaha

Adoi..kene tag ngan incik pge la plk...

Every question is referring to 1 person:

1. What is the relationship of you and him/her?
- tanye kt datin tasha

2. Your 5 impressions towards him/her.
- cantik (cik zura yang kata)
- baik- xkdekut ilmu.die la yg ajar aku berblog ni.hehe
- kuat makan.hahahaha
- die hormat org..org len xtau la.tp ngn aku xpnh lg cr pasl.blm lg kot.hahaha

3. The most memorable things he/she had done for you.
- tanye tasha

4. The most memorable things he/she have said to you?
- tanye tasha gak

5. If he/she become your lover, you will…
- waa...i'm da happy person in da world laa..tasha ko, ok x ni?haha

6. If he/she become your enemy, you will…
- don't laa...

7. If he/she become your lover, he/she has to improve on…
- nothg..i guess she already perfect kot..kot??hahaha

8. If he/she become your enemy, the reason is…
- em..she jelous to me la tuu!!hahaha

9. The most desirable thing to do on him/her is?
- hahaha..soklan cepu mas ni bg yg ade bf/gf.no komen..hihi

10. The overall impression of him/her is…
- tasha yg poyo

11. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
- dun know la..tp tasha kata aku poyo..adih..kami yg poyo

12. The character of you for yourself is?
- ntah la..hahaha..no idea.people judge me.happy2 je kot.

13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
- pemalu...eh..pemalu???hahahahahaha

14. The most ideal person that you wanna be is?
- mst la cm donald trump.sume org respect die..kaya lak tu..hehe

15. For the people who care about and like you, say something about them.
- i care of u and like u too..hehehe

16. Ten people to tag:

1- cik puan tashabella
2 - cinta
3 - ainnur
4 - eva shaeerah
5 - nazra
6 - ......................
7 - ......................
8 - ......................
9 - ......................


17. Who is no. 2 having a relationship with?
- Her BF la kot..cinta..ko ade bf ke blm?aku xtau..hehe

18. Is no. 3 a male or a female?
- female

19. If no. 7 and no. 10 were together, would it be a good thing?
- no answer

20. How about no. 5 and 8?
- no answer

21. What is no. 1 studying about?
- masak memasak.tp kdg2 die tukr course cat mengecat

22. Is no. 4 single?
- jgn kacau..org pye tu dol..kan cik eva..kan?

23. Say something about no. 6
- no answer

Tag By Datin Tashabella

wahahaha..i'hv been tag by datin tashabela..jenuh gk nk jwb tag ni
lagi2 lak tgh da nk final exam ni..tp pasal br abis stdy td, ade la masa nk jwb tag ni
so, slmt membaca..hihi

Rules:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog


Starting time: 16.55
Name : xtion kamen / kamel
Sisters : 2
Brothers : 1
Shoe size : 7 1/2
Height : 17+cm


Where do you live : shah alam
Have you ever been on a plane : xpenah pun..tgu aku dpt futher stdy kt oversea..heheh
Swam in the ocean : Yes!!..why not bah (tb2 aku ckp sabah.hahaha)
Fallen asleep at school : jarang..tp slalu men2 dlm kelas..haha..pastu kene halau.slalu ngan cikgu add math..cgu, saya da dpt masuk U..
Fell off your chair : hampir2.tp seb bek dpt cover.kt mapley lak tu..malu beb..


Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call : em, xpnh..
Saved e-mails : ade gak..email yang best2 ngn yg penting
What is your room like : wawawa..kl kt uma sewa ni cam stor da.jgn kecoh2.rhsia kite2 je.haha..tp kt kg, blik aku cntik..hehe.mak tlg kemas.
What’s right beside you: makhluk bernama poje, (kwn aku) tgh telentang tdo mamposs..
What is the last thing you ate : roti + peanut butter..x lunch lg ni..lapar!!


Ever had...Chicken pox : penah..penah..cm bulan da muke aku.bekawah kawah.
Sore throat : pas karoke sore aku akan jd cm tam spider.wah..wah..
Broken nose : blom lg..hrp2 jgn.
Do you believe in love at first sight : em..i dun think so..
Like picnics : syuke..syuke..


Who was/were...The last person you danced with : Dance?? ngan dak bilik..tb2 jd gile dgr lagu dangdut, trus menari.hahahaha
Last made you smile : my roomate..lawak bodo ape ntah die wat.
You last yelled at : alamk..xigt la..
Today did you...Talk to someone you like : em..blm lg.
Kissed anyone : xde
Get sick : ooo..jarang sesangat.


Talk to an ex : em..blm lg..coming soon kot.
Miss someone : my sis yg da kene keje kt perlis.
Who do you really hate: org yg ske double stndart kan seseorg.f##k..xske sgt.pastu ngn org yg kurg ajar+kerek+muke ketat
Do you like your hand-writing : of course..my hand-writing very nice what..hehe
Are your toe nails painted : ape jadahnye aku nk wat.hahaha..
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in : xske blik sape2..aku ske blik sndri..kalo terbuat peta, xde sape nk bising.hahaha
What color shirt are you wearing now : hehe..xpakai bju pn skg.wakakaka


Are you a friendly person : yup
Do you have any pets : dulu ade..ayam serama..tp da kene sembelih ngan nenek aku.wat ayam goreng..sian ayam tu..
Do you sleep with the TV on : dulu slalu..tp skg x..da makin matang.wakakakaka
What are you doing right now : jwb tag ni la smbil lyn YM.
Can you handle the truth : depends on da situation
Are you closer to your mother or father : yup!!
Do you eat healthy : makan da byk da..tp BMI aku x normal laa...


Do you still have pictures of you & your ex : xde 1 pn.hahaha..
If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to : xde g kt sape2 pn.plg kuat pn moody je 1hr tu..
Are you loud or quiet most of the time :quiet..aku kan pemalu..wakakaka
Are you confident : almk..also depend on da situation...


5 things I was doing 10 years ago
1) skola rendah..darjah 5.haha
2) wakil skola men bola.midfield beb..
3) admire dak kelas sblh
4) ske modofied beskal aku..hihi
5) men wau, memancing, sauk ikan kt sawah, mndi sungai,melastik,men gasing..kg boy.hehhee


5 things I would do if I were a billionaire
1) of course aku bg ape yg parent aku nk
2) g mekah, holiday kt tmpt yg aku rasa nk g
3) build my own empayar..haha
4) beli rumah, kete, tanah..kumpul aset skit..sng nt da tue.
5) sedekah byk2..aaaammiinnn


5 of my bad habits
1) ske tangguh keje..skit2 pk "nantilah, sempat lagi ni..."
2) ego
3) pendendam..memang aku bese balas balik.hahaha
4) ske kacau org.hahaha
5) agak pemalas..


5 places I've lived/living
1) jerantut, pahang
2) kg gajah, perak
3) teluk intan, perak
4) behrang2020, tjg malim, perak
5) skg, shah alam



5 org yg aku decide nk tag..hahaha..

lady nas

ainnur

cik chika

yasha

eva shaeerah

What makes life 100%?

Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.



What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.



K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%



But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%



And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%



So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.



A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.


hahahahaha... =p

upsr essay..funny.do u believe it?

tp kesian gak..pye pjg die wat dpt 2 1/2 mrkah je.hihihi..actly bnda ni da betaun aku dpt..hihi..enjoy dat guys!

is it true women = prob????hahahaha