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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Tag By Datin Tashabella

wahahaha..i'hv been tag by datin tashabela..jenuh gk nk jwb tag ni
lagi2 lak tgh da nk final exam ni..tp pasal br abis stdy td, ade la masa nk jwb tag ni
so, slmt membaca..hihi

Rules:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog


Starting time: 16.55
Name : xtion kamen / kamel
Sisters : 2
Brothers : 1
Shoe size : 7 1/2
Height : 17+cm


Where do you live : shah alam
Have you ever been on a plane : xpenah pun..tgu aku dpt futher stdy kt oversea..heheh
Swam in the ocean : Yes!!..why not bah (tb2 aku ckp sabah.hahaha)
Fallen asleep at school : jarang..tp slalu men2 dlm kelas..haha..pastu kene halau.slalu ngan cikgu add math..cgu, saya da dpt masuk U..
Fell off your chair : hampir2.tp seb bek dpt cover.kt mapley lak tu..malu beb..


Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call : em, xpnh..
Saved e-mails : ade gak..email yang best2 ngn yg penting
What is your room like : wawawa..kl kt uma sewa ni cam stor da.jgn kecoh2.rhsia kite2 je.haha..tp kt kg, blik aku cntik..hehe.mak tlg kemas.
What’s right beside you: makhluk bernama poje, (kwn aku) tgh telentang tdo mamposs..
What is the last thing you ate : roti + peanut butter..x lunch lg ni..lapar!!


Ever had...Chicken pox : penah..penah..cm bulan da muke aku.bekawah kawah.
Sore throat : pas karoke sore aku akan jd cm tam spider.wah..wah..
Broken nose : blom lg..hrp2 jgn.
Do you believe in love at first sight : em..i dun think so..
Like picnics : syuke..syuke..


Who was/were...The last person you danced with : Dance?? ngan dak bilik..tb2 jd gile dgr lagu dangdut, trus menari.hahahaha
Last made you smile : my roomate..lawak bodo ape ntah die wat.
You last yelled at : alamk..xigt la..
Today did you...Talk to someone you like : em..blm lg.
Kissed anyone : xde
Get sick : ooo..jarang sesangat.


Talk to an ex : em..blm lg..coming soon kot.
Miss someone : my sis yg da kene keje kt perlis.
Who do you really hate: org yg ske double stndart kan seseorg.f##k..xske sgt.pastu ngn org yg kurg ajar+kerek+muke ketat
Do you like your hand-writing : of course..my hand-writing very nice what..hehe
Are your toe nails painted : ape jadahnye aku nk wat.hahaha..
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in : xske blik sape2..aku ske blik sndri..kalo terbuat peta, xde sape nk bising.hahaha
What color shirt are you wearing now : hehe..xpakai bju pn skg.wakakaka


Are you a friendly person : yup
Do you have any pets : dulu ade..ayam serama..tp da kene sembelih ngan nenek aku.wat ayam goreng..sian ayam tu..
Do you sleep with the TV on : dulu slalu..tp skg x..da makin matang.wakakakaka
What are you doing right now : jwb tag ni la smbil lyn YM.
Can you handle the truth : depends on da situation
Are you closer to your mother or father : yup!!
Do you eat healthy : makan da byk da..tp BMI aku x normal laa...


Do you still have pictures of you & your ex : xde 1 pn.hahaha..
If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to : xde g kt sape2 pn.plg kuat pn moody je 1hr tu..
Are you loud or quiet most of the time :quiet..aku kan pemalu..wakakaka
Are you confident : almk..also depend on da situation...


5 things I was doing 10 years ago
1) skola rendah..darjah 5.haha
2) wakil skola men bola.midfield beb..
3) admire dak kelas sblh
4) ske modofied beskal aku..hihi
5) men wau, memancing, sauk ikan kt sawah, mndi sungai,melastik,men gasing..kg boy.hehhee


5 things I would do if I were a billionaire
1) of course aku bg ape yg parent aku nk
2) g mekah, holiday kt tmpt yg aku rasa nk g
3) build my own empayar..haha
4) beli rumah, kete, tanah..kumpul aset skit..sng nt da tue.
5) sedekah byk2..aaaammiinnn


5 of my bad habits
1) ske tangguh keje..skit2 pk "nantilah, sempat lagi ni..."
2) ego
3) pendendam..memang aku bese balas balik.hahaha
4) ske kacau org.hahaha
5) agak pemalas..


5 places I've lived/living
1) jerantut, pahang
2) kg gajah, perak
3) teluk intan, perak
4) behrang2020, tjg malim, perak
5) skg, shah alam



5 org yg aku decide nk tag..hahaha..

lady nas

ainnur

cik chika

yasha

eva shaeerah

What makes life 100%?

Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.



What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.



K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%



But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%



And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%



So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.



A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.


hahahahaha... =p

Friday, October 24, 2008

upsr essay..funny.do u believe it?







tp kesian gak..pye pjg die wat dpt 2 1/2 mrkah je.hihihi..actly bnda ni da betaun aku dpt..hihi..enjoy dat guys!

is it true women = prob????hahahaha