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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

What makes life 100%?

Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.



What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.



K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%



But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%



And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%



So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.



A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.


hahahahaha... =p

2 comments:

Ir. hydir said...

hahah ...btul2...kalo bleh buat asskissing mmg bleh naik cepat...tp smpi bila nk kiss the ass?

bila dah xde ... kena cari ass org lain lak... lelama jd mr ass h**e!

x-tion kamen [ - ] said...

hahaha...asskisingbtul gk tu..equation ni mmg xbley pakai la..xpraktikal tol..hihi